Things to do before i die: Let you know what i need when i die

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On this edition of “Things to do before I die” I am going to politely request certain items to bring to my funeral (Better get this down on paper people!)

• First order of business, Beer lots and lots of beer. No particular brand, just particular with the quantity
• Iced tea with milk (preferably stretch... if thats the right term)
• Food (for the malaysian readers nasi kandar *winkwink*)
• Beer is great but other forms of alcohol are welcomed too

For more information get your cellphones
Type SMS(space)THINGSTOBRINGFORJ’SFUNERAL
And send to 32333 (a RM0.50 charge is required for each SMS)