He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb, in the shape of an "L" on his forehead

Yes people I changed the original lyrics, this is to better suit the direction (or person probably) I am headed to in this attempt. Just for the record I am not planning to flame anyone (yeah right!) or specifically directed to any specific individual (so if I am making to uncomfortable in anyway then tough luck!!!). Contradicting ain’t it?

First of all people, I am sure in some point in your life you have lost something or someone (or worst still someone’s respect). Yeah sure~! Couldn’t get the girl you wanted just after you ended a relationship? That person trying to avoid the very sight of your shitty face? Shit happens (yeah and it’s on your face). Yes I cannot disagree with it, being loser sucks d*ck. But it’s cool to lose sometimes because it reminds us that we are still human (this is all the consolation your getting b*stard!).

“So what the EF you talkin’ bout Mr. J?” you asked?

Well I am here to explain my best to the world the best definition of a loser (think of it as an attempt to capture the essence of the EF-ing thing). Losers, look it up the word in the damn dictionary they give you the shortest explanation ever (I bet you find your name there). Onward with the search!!! With much luck and determination (yeah you fire up my desire to shove those fried chickens up your ass) I found a short article about the different types of losers. So if you are feeling the heat from this, it’s probably are one and you might want to find which category you fall into.

A little assignment for you reading this (if there are any) if you own a blog and you similar feelings about losers please post your own column about them with the same title and let me know in the shoutout box thanks