The new Cuil search engine

Launched Monday (July 28 2008) Cuil (pronounced as cool) the new ultra modern search engine is set up ready to take on search engine titan Google. Developed and run by the husband-and-wife team of Stanford professor Tom Costello and former Google search architect Anna Patterson, it is claimed to be better and faster and in hopes to give Google a run for its money. I haven't really tinkered with the thing yet, however if you have views and comments feel free to post. I linked a couple of articles about the new search engine from Search Engine Land and WebWare . All the 'Cuil' kids are doing it so why don't you?

Things to do before i die: Learn from money?

Money does not discriminate. It matters not your skin color, race or cultural background; everybody and anybody can have money. WHY? You walk across the street you see a young chap with a toilet bowl for a face driving one of the most expensive cars and the sweetest little girl paying for medication for her sick mother using the money she begged the other night. So we all should all learn from our friend money and stop racism and discrimination towards others.

Money is a good friend to have, a better friend when you to receive and the best friend when you need it. Some kill to get money, some actually try to get rid of money and others do not have a clue. Hotter than Brad Pitt and sexier than Jessica Alba, money has the largest fan base around the world right after religion. So we should all learn from our friend money and never trump money over religion.

Money is just a family name. The big bros Pound and Dollar with their distant cousin Yen and Euro (just to name a few) loved a game of catch. They would play hours sometimes they skip lunch and dinner. They didn’t just play catch with any normal ball, it was a special ball called the world economy. There was time when that special ball went missing, But the family worked together to find their favorite ball back. So we should all learn from our friend money that family is important.

This is all for now, please feel free to post the ideals that money thought you and what should we learn from money

Things to do before i die: Dispell the famous phrase PART:3

Ever came across a situation when you are standing outside the loo waiting for that person to finish god knows what he/she is doing. Then some smart ass walks along and asked you “Are you waiting?” or “Is someone in there?”. Standing there dumbfounded one can only smile politely and acknowledge an awfully ridiculous question like that. You could tell him/her "No buddy this is just a daredevil game that you like to play; normallly i'll wait till the very last second to go take a piss." As the saying goes ignorance is bliss, and buddy you better wise up before I give you the bliss of my piss!

Things to do before i die: Dispell the famous phrase PART:2

I was pretty mischievous back in the day; I would cause a huge amount of havoc in the household. Well to keep me under wraps my family would force me to pick a spot, (normally the space of a square tile on the floor) stay in a square and think about what I have done and hopefully repent (which always ALWAYS never work…haha dumbass). Most kids would pick a spot at a corner and face the wall am i right? So why is it a dumb question you asked? POP quiz! if you had to choose between a prison and a prison that comes with TV which would you choose? Stay tuned for part 3

Things to do before i die: Dispell the famous phrase PART:1

Remember the time when you were in school (I don’t care which one) that your teacher would tell you “Children remember! There is no such thing as a stupid question” Well on this rant on ‘Things to do before I die:’ I will be dispelling this huge misconception and giving a few pointers on how to exploit it. I am not sure if your teacher would say this to you, but if we could ask him/her any question we like, how about taking your pants off? (You didn’t get this from me kids!) This is just part 1 of my rant so I hope you stay tuned for more (I also don’t want to give a long lecture about it). Feel free to post any stupid questions that you might have been asked.

Bitten by the bug

Sorry haven’t been working hard on getting the next post out (yeah I am sorry I have a life) Anyway, I have a valid reason for the delay. I was preoccupied with lots of shooting, chucking grenades, planting C4s and swearing more then usual. I’ve somehow got bitten by the Counter Strike bug (yet again), been sitting down all day trying to get that SOB shot me in the head the last round. For those of you live under a rock, the game Counter Strike is a game of police and thieves on steroids. It is mostly a game for the HARDCORE GAMER and sore losers (mostly Malaysians and Singaporeans)

After much shooting and more swearing, I wonder if it would be fun to form my own terrorist group. There will be a lot of bombing, shooting and even more swearing!! First there was the AL-Qaedah no there is (this is for you Vince):

Getting Tagged? Think Twice......

Ever felt the need to just shoot down that open road with that bottle of tequila in your hand? Or Thinking of getting one for the road? Then you stop to think (to drink, drive and think? Wow that’s a first)…. Hm since I am already doing something so awfully dumb and too lazy to think it through. Why not do something more stupid? I’ll ask me mates to get a snapshot of be doing it? (That will be the best damn idea yet) Well for those of you that fall into that category, you might want to use whatever brain cells you have left (I hope you have some to begin with) to think twice. So my advice to those drunken cam whores out there, stick to one dumb thing at the time (Stay drunk and keep the whoring for later perhaps?) Click the link below to read the newspaper article about the incident

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He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb, in the shape of an "L" on his forehead

Yes people I changed the original lyrics, this is to better suit the direction (or person probably) I am headed to in this attempt. Just for the record I am not planning to flame anyone (yeah right!) or specifically directed to any specific individual (so if I am making to uncomfortable in anyway then tough luck!!!). Contradicting ain’t it?

First of all people, I am sure in some point in your life you have lost something or someone (or worst still someone’s respect). Yeah sure~! Couldn’t get the girl you wanted just after you ended a relationship? That person trying to avoid the very sight of your shitty face? Shit happens (yeah and it’s on your face). Yes I cannot disagree with it, being loser sucks d*ck. But it’s cool to lose sometimes because it reminds us that we are still human (this is all the consolation your getting b*stard!).

“So what the EF you talkin’ bout Mr. J?” you asked?

Well I am here to explain my best to the world the best definition of a loser (think of it as an attempt to capture the essence of the EF-ing thing). Losers, look it up the word in the damn dictionary they give you the shortest explanation ever (I bet you find your name there). Onward with the search!!! With much luck and determination (yeah you fire up my desire to shove those fried chickens up your ass) I found a short article about the different types of losers. So if you are feeling the heat from this, it’s probably are one and you might want to find which category you fall into.

A little assignment for you reading this (if there are any) if you own a blog and you similar feelings about losers please post your own column about them with the same title and let me know in the shoutout box thanks

Harold and Kumar: Escape from G Bay

The other dynamic duo is back with more swearing, weed, nudity, typical (but comical) stereotypes, racial overtones (still comical), weed and the compulsive need to get EF-ing high (Did I mentioned weed?). I will leave it here for this post, readers you MUST check out the movie.

Spoiler for the viewers: Amsterdam is the place to be to get a happy (high) ending

Things to do before i die: Let you know what i need when i die

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Current studies have shown that most bloggers need reader’s comments and support to carry on blogging (IF YOUR READING THIS, THIS MEANS YOU!!) lol

Researchers have discovered that most GERMs come from GERMany

Galileo Galilee still baffled why both his names sound the same

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) are filing a lawsuit against the National Anal S*x Association (NASA) for copyright infringement

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On this edition of “Things to do before I die” I am going to politely request certain items to bring to my funeral (Better get this down on paper people!)

• First order of business, Beer lots and lots of beer. No particular brand, just particular with the quantity
• Iced tea with milk (preferably stretch... if thats the right term)
• Food (for the malaysian readers nasi kandar *winkwink*)
• Beer is great but other forms of alcohol are welcomed too

For more information get your cellphones
Type SMS(space)THINGSTOBRINGFORJ’SFUNERAL
And send to 32333 (a RM0.50 charge is required for each SMS)

This is how we Drunken Kung Fu masters roll *insert Kung Fu battle cry here*

The art of Kung Fu is elegant yet deadly. The beautiful art has been handed down from countless sifus, (No I am not going to talk about Kung Fu Panda… Even though it is a good movie). There are many fighting styles to choose from (I am not going to type out all the damn styles so WIKI or GOOGLE it yourself or something. In this post I will like to demonstrate the deadliness of Kung Fu~! (Insert pointless kung fu Hai-yea!!!... or Wa-chor!!!! here).

Today’s post is dedicated to Jackie chan. He inspired me to show off my drunken Kung Fu style. Like any legendary Kung Fu master I will not reveal my secret moves. However I will try my best to illustrate my position and the aftermath.

On with the secret move, like any drunken kung fu style the basic idea is to get pissed drunk.

So after much drinks and alot of pointing (sigh! yes)

I some how Kung Fu-ed this sign post.

Illustration of the Kung Fu move (The Shadowless Leaning On Signpost Move)

The aftermath

Aw…. Cute little kitty…. The next thing you know, BOOM~! Headshot~!...

A great piece of engineering from the Israeli counter-terrorist forces I have to say. You can grab a peek around corners and shoot em’ up if you feel like it. Now the business end of the gun is ingeniously disguise as a cute little cuddly cat doll, it maximizes it lethality (By confusing cats that are trained as a sniper for the terrorist forces in Afghanistan?... Come on!! ).

So my advice to all those cat lovers there if it don’t come purring don’t come patting. Word of advice to the host.....why the hell are you whispering????!!!

RRU Product Review: Cyber clean...OMG it really works~!

I am starting a new column called RRU (Rants “R” Us) Product Review. Hope my fellow readers, bloggers and bloggerettes try the thing if the trial packs are available at your area. So once you've tried it, don’t be a cheapskate and buy the damn thing because really works. On this edition of the review i will be looking at a uber cool product called Cyber Clean. It is an alternative cleaning solution which is simply looks like a blob of green mucus (i swear~!)

THE GOOD:This is not just some ordinary icky blob of mucus; it is an icky blob of mucus that cleans~! it works on all electronics under the sun (even for those parts where the sun don’t shine). I personally tried it myself and its really effective for those electronics with hard to reach areas.

THE BAD: However i found out a slight problem with the goo. During cleaning i noticed there were some small chunks of the green stuff left behind in those hard to reach areas. I had to use a pair of tweezers to get the gunk out. There is a solution to this, do not press the blob too hard onto the surface your going to clean on. I suggest do not apply too much pressure to the blob to the point its transparent

Things to do before i die: Reformat the damn thing!

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An innocent notebook suffering from amnesia discovers that she had been reformatted. Police reports later confirmed the identities of two culprits that were involved. Upon further inspection, the police and cooperation with the Crime Scene Investigation Unit suspect that 2 disc may have been forcefully inserted into her side body. When interviewed, the notebook stated that she could only remember her keys being pressed and constantly turning on and off.

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On this edition of "Things to do before i die" i am going to say it loud and say it proud. I did not know sh*t about reformatting the PC or notebooks. There! I said it. I am sure tons of you people out there don’t even have a clue too (so don’t judge me!!!... its hurts my feelings)

To be honest I was afraid of it. However one cannot live in fear for too long…. (You get called names or worst the L word?? Maybe). So this weekend I got my trial by fire. It wasn’t too bad if you have a good teacher. I got a fellow blogger Jonghui to get me familiar with reformatting. Just posting this to express my appreciation

Alright summing up.....

Reformatting is much much easier because she is like.no.other

Super J and Super Mom in their Super Adventures in the Supermarket

A parking lot that transforms into a conflict zone during discounts and bargains…

That hot young housewife carrying their young (c’mon guys, I know you notice them) walking around not having a clue…

That old housewife with their hot daughter or son (for the ladies… if there are any reading this)

That newbie cashier checking out items for the frustrated customer who is in a long queue…

Yes people you are at the supermarket. An afternoon of grocery shopping got me “in touch with my creative side” (a nice way of saying I was bored) so I got phone and start snapping some pictures.

The everyday supermarket scene.. cue the shopping music~!

Got Milk?

An illustration of the traffic conditions we get here in our island

Every passerby was giving me that “HAHA….. Look at him… what a jackass” look or the “This must be his first time here” look. Anyway you can’t blame a guy for craving some attention once a while. Besides I am taking one for the fans (if I do have them). Well in the end my little expedition was put to a halt when an old fart told me “Uh… its best you don’t take pictures in a supermarket. You might get caught” I was pissed no doubt but I didn’t want any trouble.

Finally~! the source of power and most probably colour of The Hulk

never....Never...NEVER... leave your stuff all over the place.

The lost and found department waited like hours to get him

they all died in the end.

Batman Gotham's Dark Knight..... Still fighting the good fight!

Ah… Batman, who could forget?

That long ass cape….. That famous utility belt that has everything but a breath mint and the kitchen sink…..That tight revealing costume (uh it’s a little too tight don’t you think?)…. That lil’ boy that’s always following him around (also in tights)…. And last but not least the smart ass butler Alfred that’s obviously so much cooler then your grandpa…

But before you fans start throwing your bat boomerangs at me, this post is not meant to make fun of our noble caped crusader. Think of it as a warm up for the upcoming batman movie that’s going to launch soon (RIP Heath Ledger… you are like the best Joker so far I’ve seen).

I came across mini series of the Batman saga, its called Batman Gotham Knight. With Gotham’s dark and gloomy settings and cool fight scenes depicting both Batman’s and Bruce Wayne’s inner struggles. Here is a first look at the newly launched Batman mini series. Now the coolest part about this Batman series is the animation is done in the Japanese manga drawings (the way all cartoons should be) its comprised of 6 interlocking series of the millionaire playboy.

Hm…. Ok to sum this up!

Very cool, diehard fans of Batman should catch this flick to get those Batmobile cyclinders firing

Things to do before i die: Blog

Today on Rant "R" Us news…

The owner of this blog decides to blog…

PSDC administration fails to hold graduation ceremony at a classier place …

NASA scientist discovers that the moon is not made of cheese…

The Malaysian government fails to remember they export petroleum…

This is Rant “R” Us news reporting to you live…

Yup~! This is one thing I wish to do before I die. Think of it as that New Year’s resolution you always wanted to stick to but ended up doing something else? Or that book your lousy relative gave you last Christmas titled: 1000 places to go before you die (like they were expecting you to go for that “vacation”)……damn relatives) Anyway this is my first time blogging, so I hope that my readers and people that have nothing else better to do with their lives get a piece of my mind. Besides I don’t think you have a choice.

So the first order of business…… Blogging: DONE