Things to do before i die: Learn from money?

Money does not discriminate. It matters not your skin color, race or cultural background; everybody and anybody can have money. WHY? You walk across the street you see a young chap with a toilet bowl for a face driving one of the most expensive cars and the sweetest little girl paying for medication for her sick mother using the money she begged the other night. So we all should all learn from our friend money and stop racism and discrimination towards others.

Money is a good friend to have, a better friend when you to receive and the best friend when you need it. Some kill to get money, some actually try to get rid of money and others do not have a clue. Hotter than Brad Pitt and sexier than Jessica Alba, money has the largest fan base around the world right after religion. So we should all learn from our friend money and never trump money over religion.

Money is just a family name. The big bros Pound and Dollar with their distant cousin Yen and Euro (just to name a few) loved a game of catch. They would play hours sometimes they skip lunch and dinner. They didn’t just play catch with any normal ball, it was a special ball called the world economy. There was time when that special ball went missing, But the family worked together to find their favorite ball back. So we should all learn from our friend money that family is important.

This is all for now, please feel free to post the ideals that money thought you and what should we learn from money

Things to do before i die: Dispell the famous phrase PART:3

Ever came across a situation when you are standing outside the loo waiting for that person to finish god knows what he/she is doing. Then some smart ass walks along and asked you “Are you waiting?” or “Is someone in there?”. Standing there dumbfounded one can only smile politely and acknowledge an awfully ridiculous question like that. You could tell him/her "No buddy this is just a daredevil game that you like to play; normallly i'll wait till the very last second to go take a piss." As the saying goes ignorance is bliss, and buddy you better wise up before I give you the bliss of my piss!

Things to do before i die: Dispell the famous phrase PART:2

I was pretty mischievous back in the day; I would cause a huge amount of havoc in the household. Well to keep me under wraps my family would force me to pick a spot, (normally the space of a square tile on the floor) stay in a square and think about what I have done and hopefully repent (which always ALWAYS never work…haha dumbass). Most kids would pick a spot at a corner and face the wall am i right? So why is it a dumb question you asked? POP quiz! if you had to choose between a prison and a prison that comes with TV which would you choose? Stay tuned for part 3

Things to do before i die: Dispell the famous phrase PART:1

Remember the time when you were in school (I don’t care which one) that your teacher would tell you “Children remember! There is no such thing as a stupid question” Well on this rant on ‘Things to do before I die:’ I will be dispelling this huge misconception and giving a few pointers on how to exploit it. I am not sure if your teacher would say this to you, but if we could ask him/her any question we like, how about taking your pants off? (You didn’t get this from me kids!) This is just part 1 of my rant so I hope you stay tuned for more (I also don’t want to give a long lecture about it). Feel free to post any stupid questions that you might have been asked.

Things to do before i die: Let you know what i need when i die

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On this edition of “Things to do before I die” I am going to politely request certain items to bring to my funeral (Better get this down on paper people!)

• First order of business, Beer lots and lots of beer. No particular brand, just particular with the quantity
• Iced tea with milk (preferably stretch... if thats the right term)
• Food (for the malaysian readers nasi kandar *winkwink*)
• Beer is great but other forms of alcohol are welcomed too

For more information get your cellphones
Type SMS(space)THINGSTOBRINGFORJ’SFUNERAL
And send to 32333 (a RM0.50 charge is required for each SMS)

Things to do before i die: Reformat the damn thing!

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An innocent notebook suffering from amnesia discovers that she had been reformatted. Police reports later confirmed the identities of two culprits that were involved. Upon further inspection, the police and cooperation with the Crime Scene Investigation Unit suspect that 2 disc may have been forcefully inserted into her side body. When interviewed, the notebook stated that she could only remember her keys being pressed and constantly turning on and off.

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On this edition of "Things to do before i die" i am going to say it loud and say it proud. I did not know sh*t about reformatting the PC or notebooks. There! I said it. I am sure tons of you people out there don’t even have a clue too (so don’t judge me!!!... its hurts my feelings)

To be honest I was afraid of it. However one cannot live in fear for too long…. (You get called names or worst the L word?? Maybe). So this weekend I got my trial by fire. It wasn’t too bad if you have a good teacher. I got a fellow blogger Jonghui to get me familiar with reformatting. Just posting this to express my appreciation

Alright summing up.....

Reformatting is much much easier because she is like.no.other

Things to do before i die: Blog

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Yup~! This is one thing I wish to do before I die. Think of it as that New Year’s resolution you always wanted to stick to but ended up doing something else? Or that book your lousy relative gave you last Christmas titled: 1000 places to go before you die (like they were expecting you to go for that “vacation”)……damn relatives) Anyway this is my first time blogging, so I hope that my readers and people that have nothing else better to do with their lives get a piece of my mind. Besides I don’t think you have a choice.

So the first order of business…… Blogging: DONE